a: last saturday kelly found a little surprise in the living room.
k: alas, it was not the kind of surprise a girl wants to encounter. let's just say its body was the size of my pinkie and its tail was another five inches. i was talking on the phone as the little guy raced across the living room.
a: you scream loud. what's that ringing in my ear? what did you say?
k: basically this audacious rodent was darting all over the living room. i proceeded to get myself away from there as quickly--not necessarily as quietly--as possible. i think i was in tears at that point.
a: the mouse was fast, but not nearly fast enough. the years of kung-fu training paid off. i performed a double somersault off the wall, then i used my ninja reflexes to grab it by its neck. after the five point palm-exploding heart technique, it was all over.
k: (in other words, he set the mouse trap and caught it the next day.)
a: no more mouse turds all over the house. yes!
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